Attention Loyal Citizens and Financial Subordinates!
The economy is in shambles, the finances bombed.
But no worries, your Supreme Leader will descend on Het Walhalla on the 21st of April on his Royal Goat to save it all and he will need YOUR help!!!
Pull the Treasurer out of the "Ruk Bunker" and help him move the emergency Cash Reserve.
Study the physics of the newest missile technology to fend off our enemies.
And best of all, be part of the most resilient nation and sing along to our mighty national anthem.
So be there in Het Walhalla on Tuesday the 21st of April from 16.30 to save your Supreme Leader from financial ruin. (Or face financial sanctions).
May your lives be Aladeen, and may our enemies be very, very Aladeen.
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Het Walhalla
Tuesday 21-04-2026
16:30